Welcome to this week’s Corner Poll, the most unhinged piece of work I’ve ever concocted.
I understand that’s quite the statement given the general lack of supervision around here, but even I had to stare at these rankings for several minutes and consider whether publishing them was a responsible thing to do. After some careful reflection, I’ve decided that I stand by every single one of my increasingly questionable decisions.
So, before we begin, I encourage everybody to prepare their hearts, abandon any expectations of rational thought and remember that I am under absolutely no obligation to make sense.
Let’s get into it, shall we?
